Judy just came back from surgery a few hours earlier, she had a craniotomy to remove a brain tumor. She’s starving but it’s night shift so the kitchen is closed. Judy is also elderly and hard of hearing.
Judy: “I’m so hungry! Do you have any food around here?”
Nurse Pickle: “I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN FIND. DO YOU LIKE COOKIES?”
~ We usually have an abundance of cookies and goodies this time of year at the nurse’s station. Nurse Pickle proceeds to feed Judy around 8 cookies throughout the night. ~
It’s 6:00 AM and Nurse Pickle is doing Judy’s bloodwork.
Judy: “Oh boy, my blood sugar is going to be high this morning!”
Nurse Pickle: “WHAT?! YOU’RE DIABETIC? YOU NEVER TOLD ME!”
Judy: “It’s not on the chart?”
Nurse Pickle: “NO!”
Judy: “Oops. Oh well that’s ok. By the way, you look very nice for a girl.”
Nurse Pickle: “I’M NOT A GIRL! I’M A GUY!”
Judy: “Oh. Well, you have really nice hair.”
~ Haha! ~
2 comments:
LOl ok so I thought nurse pickle was you...so i was slightly confused. but i guess its someone you work with ;)
hilarious :)
Dor
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